Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(804): View more from Virginia

girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City

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(650): View more from California

I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.

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(352): View more from Florida

Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested

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(253): View more from Washington

I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.

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(425): View more from Washington

There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.

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(586): View more from Michigan

Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.

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(805): View more from California

I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...

(1-805): View more from California

Are you high right now?

(805): View more from California

HOW DID YOU KNOW!

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