We named our party play list daddy issues
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
my god I love twenty year old dicks
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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