If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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