Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
This show inspires me to have sex in space
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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