Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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