Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
There's always time for handjobs
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
