i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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