i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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