is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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