dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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