Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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