ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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