Your dad touched me again.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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