You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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