let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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