She is in my trunk
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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