come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
