Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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