WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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