is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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