Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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