fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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