No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
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