Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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