Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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