i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
my being single is dangerous.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
