normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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