remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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