Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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