question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
i think i have herpe
just one?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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