Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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