did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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