I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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