Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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