hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
