no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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