that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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