the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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