then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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