they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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