I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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