i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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