Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
he fucked my hip out of place.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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