so that wasnt chicken after all
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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