Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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