What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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