Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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