First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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