you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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