Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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