its not stalking. its research.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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